Dr. Konrad Least, Research Director and Der Großehund for Sirius Labs, announced the world's first successful liposuction on a Rottweiler. Shown in this photograph with his assistant, Brittany Spaniel, Dr. Least was asked what the result looked like? “Imagine a cross between a Doberman Pinscher and Dolly Parton and you get the picture.” he replied. Already protests are being mounted by animal rights groups. Flatulence Poltroon, the President of The Brotherhood of Regressive Evolutionists (BORE), put out a statement saying: “If God had wanted skinny Rottweilers, He wouldn't have given us the American Kennel Club.”

For further information, you can get a four color brochure and payment terms by writing: Clinica de Mal Medico, Juarez, Mexico. Ms. Spaniel stated that the first 100 people to enroll their dogs would also get a free set of steak knives.